Wednesday 29 August 2012

Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Marathon!

Personally, I think the Pirates of the Caribbean Movies are some of the best movies ever!!!
I think this is one of Disney's better movie franchises. I mean, they have Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley! 
My favorite character is of course, Captain Jack Sparrow! I love how crazy he is. And, his dreadlocks are amazing. Nothing like the gay vampires hair in Twilight.  And his mustache is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will  Turner is Amazing too. But what I don't get about him, is how somehow, a blacksmith instantly knows how to crew a ship, and use a sword. It's a little bit creepy!
Elizabeth Swann, if she was  real, would probably be my role model. I mean, daughter of a rich governor turned pirate, it's fantastic. I guess, when she was first kidnapped by Barbossa, if I was in that situation I would probably be peeing myself. And then in a matter of a few years, she's King (well... Queen!) of the Pirates. Pirates should more disciplined; at the meeting of the 9 pirate lords, and in Tortuga there was the best fights ever! But all of a sudden, like Will, she just instantly knew how to use a sword. And when she made one of her big speeches I had no idea what she was saying! And everybody seemed to know what she was saying. Never knew that Pirates and their crew were so high brow!

But, honestly I think On Strangers Tides is just cheesy. I mean- a mermaid falling in love with a christian human? That mermaid is just stupid. You could have any guy but you have to go for  a human. But I'll give him credit; he was cute!

The worst character was Captain Hector Barbossa. He's a back stabber who goes off with the Black Pearl, not once but twice! Plus his beards weird.The only good thing about him's the Monkey!The monkey's sooooo cute-Wearing mini clothes and all!


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